Here look I'm weird
Opening, 4-Witch: When your mother was with child, she developed an unusual appetite. She took one look at my beautiful garden and told your father that what she wanted more than anything in the world was...
Greens, greens, and nothing but greens. Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery. Asparagus and watercress and fiddle ferns and lettuce. He said, "all right," but it wasn't quite, 'cause I caught him in the autumn in my garden one night. He was robbing me, harassing me, rooting through my rutabaga, raiding my arugula, and ripping up the rampion, my champion, my favorite! I should have laid a speed on him right there, could have turned him into stone, or a dog, or a chair....But I let him have the rampion, I had lots to spare. In return however, I said fair is fair. You can let me have the baby that your wife will bear. And we'll call it square.
Opening, 5-Witch: I thought I had been more than reasonable. But how was I supposed to know what your father had also hidden in his pocket?
Witch: The special beans. I let him go I didn't know he'd stolen my beans. I was watching him crawl back over the wall when Bang! Crash! The lightning flash! But that's another story, never mind anyway..
To be continued