THE NIGHTWING NEWS
The only and best newspaper in Pyrrhia.
Hello Esteemed readers!We have some fascinating stories!
such as: Why you can't,and SHOULDN'T,eat sloths!WEATHER.And general news!
Also updates on the RainWings.
Article One: SLOTHS,Why you can't and shouldn't eat them!
This why you can't and shouldn't eat sloths!
Sloths are beloved to RainWings, they LOVE them. If you ate one you'd either 1, die or 2, get a preeety nasty scar. Also you'd be banished probably.
They're also bad for your health! if you ate one you'd get barely any meat AND they're basiaclly all hair. I know all this from experience.
Thank You, Slotheater.
Our Weather reports just in!Here's our forecast for the next few days!
SUN,Clouds for about a day, Rain-Get your drinking water buckets!, more rain for about three days then- WOW! A HURRICANE!Get working! In a week a HURRICANE is coming! Fortify the houses, store up rations, A HURRICANE IS COMING! - Written by Stormseer of the NightWings
RAINWINGS REPORT! A special column where our wonderful * Cough cough not really Cough cough* neighbors put their side in!
Paradise 5 years, I'm going to SCHOOL! ANd Slotheater's little brother(Slothcruncher) ate a SLOTH!
Mango and Banana,We ate Mangos, and bananas.YAY!
We also have VISITORS!From the Mud Kingdom! What are your names FRIIENNNNNDS?
Uh..Hello,We are Swamp and Puddle,and uhh,we're going to see the RainWing queen and help the NightWings learn to hunt properly, uh, yeah.
THANK YOU SWAMP AND PUDDLE! That's all for this Issue of NightWing news!
Have a nice Night!- Shadowscales of the NightWings,owner of NightWing News!
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